Ruben

The most chill of the child molesters. Ruben will take you on a church getaway and rape you in the bathroom.
by LockSmithyLeo June 11, 2017
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Sllama

A llama that spent too much time sitting on its legs, so it turned into a slug llama
Holy Shit! That llama sat so long it turned into a sllama
by LockSmithyLeo April 29, 2016
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