Someone who discredits a person, product, statement opinion or finding with a biased rating or vote out of pure spite.
by Shrapnoid May 29, 2007
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Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.
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Possibly the gayest and most confusing name on Xbox Live. Like how da fuck you gon name yourself a "racktime ranger?"
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“Woah Minty Ranger is looking mint today” said Rafa
“Stop obsessing over her Rafa Azizi you literally made an urban dictionary definition because you’re so obsessed” replied Joe
“Calm down we all know you both like her but not as much as we love her” chanted Aryan and David in unison!
“Stop obsessing over her Rafa Azizi you literally made an urban dictionary definition because you’re so obsessed” replied Joe
“Calm down we all know you both like her but not as much as we love her” chanted Aryan and David in unison!
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Get the Garforth Rangers mug.Rio Ranger is the Floormaster of the 3rd floor in yttd, along with Tia Safalin. He's called the "Dress-up Doll" because he wears the clothes of dead people. His name "Rio Ranger" is a pun for the word "Rearranger". He is only capable of feeling negative emotions, because Gashu Satou(His father) Thought that was what would make him more "Human". I love him so much
person a: Sooo. what was the doll from yttd called?
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person b: My apologies his name is Rio Ranger
person b: RIO RNAGER RIO RANGER RINRANGER FIEOOR RIO RAER RIORANGE ROOE RIO RNAGER RIO RANGER RIO RANGER
person b: My apologies his name is Rio Ranger
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