Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
by Malice1969 August 17, 2006

by Gommash November 30, 2006

by Kwrispi May 13, 2022

A place people shop to feel like they have lots of money when they really don't. Everything in the store is half priced and not actually designed by Ralph himself. These are the leftovers. Employees mindlessly fold clothes that customers ruin in 5 seconds and do pointless tasks that managers believe are important to the improvement of the store. Employees get paid nothing to work sucky hours. The store is also decorated with obnoxious gigantic vases filled with polo sticks while the clothes are generally hideous.
"Dude, you wanna go to American Eagle"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
by BillandSteve October 24, 2011

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
by northerner1 October 8, 2007

He's anything but obvious. Is hyper sensitive with an awareness and observation of the world around him that is incomparable. Loyal to a fault and founder of consideration in all aspects of the word.
He is highly intelligent and way before his time. Lives his life by logic and analysis. Knows the difference between right and wrong though tends to make more unconventional life choices choosing to have a more lived/experienced life.
Be there for him and he will do anything for you, no matter how great or small.
He is highly intelligent and way before his time. Lives his life by logic and analysis. Knows the difference between right and wrong though tends to make more unconventional life choices choosing to have a more lived/experienced life.
Be there for him and he will do anything for you, no matter how great or small.
by ItsMeRalph November 23, 2021

The Legends says that mens of many ways can get many girls at once but later he's not such a good guy but there's time he's good but then his time was up and retire of being a man who wants girls sometimes loyal, and acts tough and lets all his guard down and get beaten up by female's
by By: The Shadowex Crew November 22, 2021
