it raises questions

the best excuse ever!! ^ ^

=>.<=

teacher: "whats 18 divided by 50 plus 74 times 50 minus 89?"
you: "...IDK, It raises questions."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 26, 2024

raising awareness

Crying on the internet about something you know nothing about but looks sad to you, thinking you will change something, while doing absolutely fucking nothing.

Alex: Oh i see you are wanking. Good job of raising awareness.
John: Oh thanks, bro. I love doing absolutely fucking nothing.

by joemama16829 August 19, 2022

raise the roof

a way of fucking something up best shown by the king of “raising the roof” lucas, from NCT.

“i’m about to raise the roof, when it comes to that test i haven’t studied for.”

by sabctrl August 19, 2022

You raise me up

You raise me down

You throw me all around

/

Let me be raise the roof

Let me raise you high

So very high we reach together

/

You raised me up

Up and down and all around

/

You fuck me up

You fuck me down

Fuck me left and right and all around

/

Let me be your doll

And I think about it all the time

How you raise me up

How you raise me down

How you fuck my shit up

And fuck my shit down

/

Raise me up

Raise it up high

Long gusts go up and up

Before it bear down and down

It drags you all around

/

I think about all the time

When you raise me up

You do raise me down

I am your doll

Which you’re going to fuck all the time

/

So lower the floor

Lower it down high

Never see the bottom so deep

Black and black so deep

Slam right into the concrete

/

You raised me up

So very high I can touch the sky

The moon and stars are mine

Don’t drag me down

So very deep

No further pleeeease

I beg of you

Let some daylight peep

/

Dragged down deep into the ground

Dragged up and down and all around

I beg of you

No further pleeeease

So very deep

/

I’ve been raised up and up

I’ve been dragged down and down

So tired, so useless, so out of control

All while being raised up

And while being raised down

So very high and deep

I’ve fucked the universe

Now let me sleep

/

You raise me up

You drag me down

Raise me no more

Drag me never again

/

Fuck it up really really high

Fuck it down really really low

Fuck my life; shit is going on

Fuck riding a horse all up in the air

Fuck me all around the earth

Fuck me here; fuck me there; just not right now

/

Raise your hands up

Raise your feet down

We gonna break this box right here right now

No more will it throw me all around

I’m not a doll, not a toy, not a thing

Can’t accede any longer

/

I raised me up

I raised me down

I am in control; so much control

I fucked myself

I fucked all around

And shit I did

With my life and all I loved

I suck no more; this ends right here

/

You raised me up

You raised me down

You threw me all around

And I thought about it all the time

Thank you for raising me up

Thank you for lowering me down low

You let the light peep in

And saw the way I did

/

Thank lowering me down

Thank lowering me up

Down deep into that bottomless pit

Down and down the thanks is so deep

Fuck me I can’t see it’s end

For shit I did and fuck so bad, my heart sank so far

/

My heart rose up

My heart rose down

You let the bird free

Unchained and free to roam and fly

Thinking about it all the time

You raise me up!

by Bad C dev January 18, 2026

It takes a baby to raise a village

A more humorous butchering of the common cliche, “It takes a village to raise a baby”. You can use it to playfully make fun of your friends when they mix metaphors or butcher common idioms (see example below) and chances are they won’t notice it.

Me: Yo Derrick, my dog won’t stop pissing on the carpet again
Derrick: For all intensive purposes, you should probably nip that behavior in the butt before he does it again
Me: Well you know what they say, Derrick: it takes a baby to raise a village, after all

by genghiskhondom January 24, 2026

It takes a baby to raise a village

A more humorous butchering of the common cliche, “It takes a village to raise a baby”. You can use it to playfully make fun of your friends when they mix metaphors or butcher common idioms (see example below) and chances are they won’t notice it.

Me: Yo Derrick my dog won’t stop pissing on the carpet again
Derrick: You should probably nip that behavior in the butt before he does it again
Me: Well you know what they say Derrick: it takes a baby to raise a village, after all

by genghiskhondom January 24, 2026