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Putinized

It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye
Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"
by Anonymous putinizer August 18, 2022
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putin

"Did he fuck you last night?"
"Yeah he putin inside me"
by mamsa February 21, 2022
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Putin

putin is a bitch lol. he should lowkey jump off a bridge.
by president zelenskyy February 28, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;

They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;

Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;

A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.

P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
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Putin’s Bubble Blower

When you cum in a Russian hookers asshole and have her blow cum bubbles out of her asshole.
I had a girl do the Putin’s Bubble Blower last night.
by Pastor Diddy March 22, 2025
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Putinism

Used to describe a blatant lie and then deflect criticism by blaming others
Donald Trump was guilty of blatant putinism when discussing his tax returns with legal team.
by Dongbottle February 16, 2022
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Putin

Noun: The bowel excretion of an Ebola victim.
My friend from from Africa had to take a Putin numerous times after contracting Ebola.
by DarthAmogus October 10, 2025
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