putin press

Gay sex move

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press

by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.

John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Pulling a Putin

Where you’re so ignorant that you make a fundamental misjudgment and end up killing yourself in a bunker

Looks like Donald Trump is pulling a Putin

by MMMuggles April 11, 2022

Putin

A dumbass piece of shit, who is nuking Ukraine for no reason

"Putin is a fucking bitch."
"I agree"

by i am me 22167895789560 April 7, 2022

Putinism

A bold lie. A lie that is so obvious that a unborn fetus knows its a lie. It can also mean dumb and retarded. The lie is so bad that the person who is being told the lie knows it’s a lie and the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it’s a lie. This word is based on the Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin who has spoken many lies.

Jenny: i separated from the friend group.

Patricia: why?

Jenny: Shelly is full of putinism.

by Stickybug February 25, 2022

Putin pal

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin

CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.

by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018

Putin

A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping

Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear

by Chinaguy May 17, 2022