houdini punch

A combination of the Houdini and the Donkey Punch. This is the act in which, during doggystle sexual intercourse, the penetrating man spits (or pours warm yogurt) on his partner's back, causing the partner to believe the man has "finished." Upon the partner's turn of the head, the man forcibly socks his partner upside the head and then proceeds to manually release his cumload in his partner's face.

(gay version) Matt's eye was swollen for a week after Len houdini punched his ass.

(non-gay version) I houdini punched that bitch for no good reason at all.

by houdini punching king July 24, 2008

punch line

The last line of a joke, the one that makes it funny, or makes it a groaner

If the punch line is "Do we have time?" what's the line before? "Fuck the sheep!"

by cornholio October 11, 2003

punched the goat

To cease to live. To come to an end. To pass out of existence.

Can you believe both Farrah and Michael punched the goat on the same day?

by Saint Tee August 27, 2009

cow punch

Another term for cowpoke or ranch hand. Someone who works to wrangle cattle.

In his youth, he worked as a cow punch on a ranch in Idaho.

by alfacat April 23, 2010

rabbit punch

a punch or strike to the back of the neck. as in the way to put a rabbit out of its misery, with a strike to the back of the neck.

i walked up behind him and gave him a quick rabbit punch.

by sandy February 17, 2005

cock punch

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

by Bob June 1, 2003

tongue punch

Sharp quick tounge thrust to ass hole.

Pay the bill and let’s get outta here so I can get you home and tongue punch the shit out of you.

by Scratch7 December 28, 2017