lily on the plateau

a sexual position where a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and thrusts it up and down in order to reach an orgasm.

if pamela anderson were a prostitute, they'd call her "lily" after her sexual specialty of lily on the plateau.

by CheshireKat November 23, 2005

Plate of Ham

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Gam, a now defunct term to mean oral sex, specifically that performed on a willy (blowjob).

"Fancy a plate of ham?"
"No thanks, I don't eat meat."

by peckhamboi January 15, 2009

Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.

Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

LOVE ME ALEX

by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom May 9, 2019

Pulareala

Cand te pularesti dupa un prieten care face placinta

Fac o mare pulareala
Pulareala mai mare n-am vazut

by Jean Tevusca March 18, 2020

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

shirt plate

When you don't use a plate to eat when laying down, you just eat your food off your tshirted chest.

Trevor Hay looks really relaxed, he doesnt have to sit up to eat, he just eats off his shirt plate.

by Trevor Hay February 19, 2009

cleaned your plate

absolutely smashed a woman's box clean off

that guy just cleaned your plate

by yeah get fucked July 6, 2014