puff levels

The measuring system of John Green's stress. The amount of stress increases directly with the puff level of his hair. Commonly used by Nerdfighters, or fans of he and his brothers Youtube account.

I have an exam tomorrow, puff levels will be high

by Pending Names January 2, 2015

Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.

by Motherhunter September 20, 2016

Puff Slit

Puff Slit. Heavier set womens vagina. An extra fold of skin that hangs over the female bits.

Brooklyn is going to the Dr due to the yeast infection in her puff slit... She’s so skanky.

by Marney S January 6, 2019

Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.

“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”

by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018

squid puffs

a random thing people will say

human 1: did you see that movie.
human 2: squid puffs!

by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 8, 2018

Puff the Chicken

The name of a small, black hen. She is very tame, but moody too.

“I held Puff the Chicken today. Now I have a broken finger.”

by The Unknown tit October 14, 2019

Chunny Puff

where one shall throw up by only drinking one sip of vodka cruiser and continue the night by acting drunk and vigorously throwing up

Host: Should we invite Harrison to the next ragor of a party

Best Mate: Nah jak oi he is fully a chunny puff and will ruin the buzz for everyone

Sorry Harrison you are a chunny puff

by rainbowdash35 April 5, 2018