The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.
I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.
by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021
Get the Pubic Panicmug. kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
Get the Pubic rug burnmug. the same as public displays of infection.
IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.
IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.
pubic displays of infection
pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....
olga: ...fucking nasty...
pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....
olga: ...fucking nasty...
by skitofit May 23, 2011
Get the pubic displays of infectionmug. by B C S November 26, 2021
Get the Pubically smashmug. When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
Get the Pubic lung cancermug. Pimp: I have a job for you. Hooker: what is it?
Pimp: show some pubic affuction. Hooker: what’s that? Pimp: fucking someone in public. Hooker: awesome!
Pimp: show some pubic affuction. Hooker: what’s that? Pimp: fucking someone in public. Hooker: awesome!
by B-rizzle June 4, 2019
Get the pubic affuctionmug. The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!
by Sazzy J October 11, 2012
Get the pubic horseshoemug.