A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth
The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
by Awsnap Whoodat June 28, 2011
Dandruff of the pubes. A syndrome that disturbs the pubic region of the body with white granules forming from the follicles.
by Jimmy Neutron March 11, 2004
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.
by eaglesfan95 June 24, 2010
Similar to a mustache, except the hair grow on the upper lip as it did when you were 14. Straight, light, and fluffy. This can be seen on men (and some women) until their late 20's.
by Pim Pam Wallace July 08, 2006
Leg pubes are like normal pubes..except they are covering the upper part of the thigh. They essentially cover the genitalia, but also carry on down the the top half of the thigh.
"Bob was horrofied when she removed her skirt, as she had terribly dark leg pubes, which scared him off."
by Kattrox June 21, 2006
A good way to describe facial hair. In most cases it is used to provoke a response of annoyance or humor.
by Faaii March 22, 2005