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portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game
In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered
by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021
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portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
by but for April 23, 2021
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portable fence

Multiple pieces of advice that are repeated to you when you're in the middle of something. Used when you've already dismissed the advice or are focusing on another part of an action.
Person A: Remember to take a step to your right before you bowl.
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
by ChameleonDragon September 11, 2021
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Portable classroom

A type of portable building installed at a school to temporarily and quickly provide additional classroom space where there is a shortage of capacity.
Portable classrooms are the best.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
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Portable

Anything with a handle regardless of it's size.
I don't care how big it is, if it has a handle, it's portable, case closed.
by 36368876 August 2, 2022
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Portable Charger

A way of expressing sleeping pills in Gen Z. Usually used on TikTok or other social media to avoid being banned
“My portable charger is dead (I have run out of pills), let’s use portable chargers (let’s take sleeping pills).”
by Languageexpert69 March 29, 2023
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