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cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.
Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.
by sinbadsaharah December 13, 2012
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Prick Proof

Prick Proof:

Something so simple in either design or concept, that even a useless idiot could use or make sense of it.
A Zippo Lighter is so easy to use, it's Prick Proof!
by Brainbox101 June 27, 2009
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Proof

Proof
Proof
by ProofMan August 6, 2024
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Proof of life

A photo, video, or any other type of visual media that serves as proof you are (or are not) doing something after not being active online for a long period of time. Usually sent through text to parents or family; can be sent to friends as well.
Angie: does your mom not care you haven’t told her you’re sleeping over all weekend?

Taylor: I just sent her a proof of life photo this morning when we were eating breaky and she sent a thumbs up
by Kaceydacey June 25, 2025
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Proof of Toes

Proof of Toes (PoT Protocol)
noun, internet slang, emerging meme (2025–)

1. A satirical liveness test proposed to distinguish humans from AI, requiring the posting of foot images as verification.

2. A troll-meme founded by Munaf Sheikh (2025) that blends absurdist internet humor with rational commentary on embodiment, identity, and proof-of-humanity in the age of generative AI.

Etymology: Originated in online discussions (2025) as a deliberate troll-meme; now recognized as a cultural joke and speculative commentary on digital identity.
“Text CAPTCHAs don’t work anymore. Time to implement Proof of Toes”
The only protocol AI can’t fake? PoT Protocol. Show feet.”
by BigBangThought August 18, 2025
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Idiot Proof

adj. - A task made so simple any idiot should be able to complete sucessfully.
v. - To remove any thought or doubt from a task so that any idiot can complete the task sucessfully.
n. - The evidence that a person is an idiot for relying on an idiot to perform a task that needs to be "idiot proof."
We need to measure and mark everything for the subcontractor I'll be paying money to build this tomorrow. Make it idiot proof for them.
by Miss Management September 15, 2022
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Past-Proof

Words, opinions, or statements that can be said without fear of being scrutinized for things that have happened in the past.
Dinosaurs are dead. That sentence is past-proof.
by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020
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