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Proples are problemed people

Problem + people. Alone these people are harmless, often made fun of and picked on however......
If you have done a wrong doing to the proples the will protest and rally.

You shouldn't try and silence them or ignore them for too long or else they will ruin everything and destroy everything you know and love until they get what they want
Guy 1 : did you hear 10 minutes ago the governor won't do anything about trunk people getting married

Guy 2: ya I heard the proples are planning to destroy his office while riding giraffes and shooting fire works
Guy1: are the giraffes or the humans shooting fireworks? I'm scared
A prople: YOU SHOULD BE AND BOYYH
by McGrassCutter12 August 5, 2020
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Butt Probe

1. General name for an object used to manually explore the "butt".

2. Any otherwise innocuous object repurposed to insert for torture of a deserving individual.
Someone should post that Civi’s new Legendary mace would be best used as a butt probe….. on him!
by TheSoLOthers October 13, 2009
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proletariat

Another word for working class. Often used in a derogatory sense for people who sell their ability to work, rather than a finished or half-product. The means of production which they use are owned by someone else, they work for a set wage rather than a profit. Proletariat (litt. 'those who only have their children') is usually associated with factory workers. Working under dismal circumstances. But in many non-industrialised countries, those working in a factory and referred to as 'proletariat' regard this work as a huge step up from working on the farm, which in turn is a huge improvement over subsistence farming.
This example deals with the Eurorean Union, in particular the Euro area. Some character sets do not display the euro symbol corretly. You will see '€' in its stead.

A shirt is sold for €12. The sales tax is between €2 and €3 depending on the country, the shopkeeper doubles or even triples his/her purchase price to arrive at the sales price. He tells us that this is to cover his costs, which include his director's salary and perks. At best, €5 is available for the earlier steps in the production chain, at worst €3.

The middle man tries for as high a margin as he can get.

Workers - deemed 'the proletariat' - are paid €0.50 per shirt made, the cotton costs another €0.50 a shirt. The garment boss spends €1 on shipping, €0.50 on protecting his business (includes bribes where needed), and €0.25 on premises and admin. The boss makes €0.25 a shirt, double that if he is 'well-connected'.

Ironically, the shop with the higher margin must buy lower priced goods to compete on price with more efficient shops. These are likely goods which the middle man must have found harder to sell at a higher price.

Something may well be wrong here, but please, don't ask me to point out what ... the workers are free to remain farm hands, or subsistence farmers, yet choose the factory, thus keeping the cost of labour low; planned systems where appointees decide how many shirts people want and what these will look like do not seem to have been all that successful?
by Economic Liberal July 20, 2008
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Luxury Problem

When some spoiled, self absorbed, rich douche is complaining about his or her trivial annoyances when they should have better things to worry about like the rest of us poor chumps... paying bills, buying food, etc.

Extends to rich business owners and corporations when any kind of rule or regulation is imposed on them.
Rich guy: "My new Italian Marble floor in my fifth bathroom has a crack in it."

You: "Sounds like a Luxury Problem."

The new regulations say I have to pay to clean up the toxic chemicals I dumped in the river! Now I might not be able to buy another vacation home!

Yup, Luxury Problem for sure.
by Dickie Bundle June 13, 2010
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100 problems

a way to say you have girl problems. it is a reference to the Jay-Z song, 99 problems
Guy 1: How are you and your girl doing?
Guy 2: Let's just say i got 100 problems
by MotherCanucker March 16, 2010
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problem solver

Used in rap, means a gun.
Ill bring my problem solver, never know when shit might get live.
by tom October 30, 2004
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jaynal probe

when a person named Jay has sex, it's a special operation called a "jaynal probe"
Oh man, i heard you got some Jaynal probage last night! :p

Dude, did u jaynal probe her?
by Profius August 15, 2006
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