Montana Pour

The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

pouring

when their drip goes hard

them: i am wearing a black turtleneck with black skirt and red and black striped tights, with mary jane shoes

you: damn u aint dripping ur pouring

by shaneistired October 23, 2025

Patty Pour

An extremely large pour of alcohol requested by, typically, a middle aged, meddling mother-in-law. Filled completely to the brim of the glass to satisfy their alcohol needs.

“Mom, do you want a refill?”
“Sure. And hey, I’m not driving - make it a Patty Pour!”

by doeshow11 August 12, 2024

Warneke Pour Back

When someone finishes up front with a trans woman and then immediately uses what she just gave him as the lube to go in the other direction, applying her contribution straight back into her for round two. A full “return-to-sender delivery,” but through the back entrance. Think of it as “front to back, zero waste, zero imports.”

He didn’t even reach for lube. She finished in his hand and he just poured it right back into her and went in from behind. That’s a straight-up Warneke Pour Back.

by Mini mill October 20, 2025

Sarah Pour

A generous tip of the bottle...generally related to little humans finally going to bed.

The kids were a mess today...I'm going to need a Sarah Pour tonight!!

by Deuce77!! November 27, 2024

pour amino

My lover thinking’s it’s now time to pour an amino down the drain and call it a day

A waiter walks up to you-
“Sir, how may I serve you?”
You look at him and nod your head.

“One glass of amino please”
The waiter stands back in a shocked stance.

“But sir, that is our finest item on the menu.”
You nod your head again and let out a small smirk, stroking your chin.

“I know” you say in a low voice.
“Thank you for pouring amino”

Pour amino

by Daddy zhongli October 5, 2021

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023