Portland Pothole

When you take a runny shit on your girls chest and it runs down and fills up her belly button.

I was sliding my fingers from my girls chest and hit a Portland Pothole on my way down...looks like she's gonna get more than just my fingers in her vajayjay.

by JoeJoeDancer July 5, 2012

postorrhoids

Postorrhoids is forum hemorrhoids. It happens to someone who is a regular poster on a particular forum, but has stopped posting for a while, and is "sitting" on their last post for a long time.

Dudes, what's up with Kaster? He hasn't posted in like 4 months... he must have postorrhoids by now.

by mikusa August 3, 2005

potshot

The difficult art of jizzing in somebody's face when the lights are out.

Extra points are awarded if the result is still there when they wake up.

It is called a potshot because darkness causes inaccuracy in most cases

*Wakes up*
"Who the fuck has potshotted me?!"

by Steddaz October 20, 2006

postwhore

See above.

Foo, you're not a postwhore. You're simply a third chair.

by treebeau April 29, 2004

Postbottom Depression

When a girl looses weight and and is no longer gifted in that area.

Becky: Oh my god my butt shrunk.

I think your just going through Postbottom depression

by CrooksG35 October 16, 2010

postcognitive

Knowledge which arrives after it might have. Seeing something clearly, once it has passed. Understanding everything just a bit too late.

The opposite of precognitive.

He knew the answer he should have given in the job interview, saw why Dianah had left him for the plumber, understood that the X-Ray Specs ad was probably bogus, and as always, his understanding was postcognitive.

by Monkey's Dad March 3, 2020

Manhattan Pothole

The act of depositing your load in a girls belly button then, smacking her belly button so your jiz splatters all over like you hit a pothole.

John : " Aw man i gotta wash my sheets after work tonight"
Patrick: "Oh ya whyzat?"
John: " I Manhattan Potholed this chick and it got EVERYWHERE!"

by Quirk37 January 26, 2011