I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club
by Possumpotamus June 09, 2023
by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 20, 2019
Opaaa stavro the possum
Faaaa boys stavro the possum pulling all the bitches
kita scenes boys stavro the possum kreasing around oakleigh
Faaaa boys stavro the possum pulling all the bitches
kita scenes boys stavro the possum kreasing around oakleigh
by t_man 101 May 02, 2022
A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 04, 2022
When you and your lover are sleeping and one starts to get frisky, turning the other one on, only to roll over and go back to sleep! It's called the possum
A: I was sleeping last night and Roman started teasing me
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum
by Sweetsgirl January 10, 2017
by Bread_Miser February 02, 2022