Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 14, 2017

posh cum

The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice

Omg yesterday I fucked Danny’s dick and his cum tasted like posh cum

by Krezzy August 4, 2022

posh

zak

Shut up you posh fuck

by Walruss2k October 12, 2020

posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.

Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."

by qönathynn June 5, 2022

olde posh

those of inherited wealth(class) who regard themselves as better because of their descendancy

his family are such olde posh

by oscar September 29, 2003

posh

when you smoke a cigarette and then pretend you’re in a fancy european city when you’re actually in a shitty american suburb

“Want to go to the rooftop and get poshed?”

by ethantaaaa December 11, 2020

posh facial

Wearing a bow tie whilst ejaculating in partners face

Last night i gave my gf a posh facial

by dirtyfuckers April 19, 2016