posh pawn

A classy way of enabling criminals and gangsters to use their assets to rip the piss out the rest of society whilst gobbling caviar and laughing outrageously on mega yachts that are loaned by their swinger grandparents who are now deceased but quaffing champagne in the unrealistic idea of heaven 😀

Posh pawn

When the gloriously rich yet not so rich attempt to exchange their inherited assets for fast cash in order to live out their lives in the most hedonistic and sexual ways possible whilst still eating Sunday lunch at grandmas and feeding the goldfish she won in 1950

by J_gogo October 10, 2023

Pish-Posh

A term usually used in the Uk it means “whatever” or “that’s not true”

Did you hear Jerry died?

Pish-Posh.

by J_E_B October 22, 2020

Posh Rocket

An extremely attractive middle-class female that is well-spoken, motivated and fully aware of her worth. These can often be found in expensive areas of London as well as French ski resorts. In order to win this calibre of woman over, one needs to be financially secure and have an outstanding personality.

Charlie: "I heard that Felicity was offered a top job in London, I think she's already booked a ski holiday to Courchevel for the upcoming season".

James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".

by A bro tryna find a posh rocket January 29, 2023

posh facial

Wearing a bow tie whilst ejaculating in partners face

Last night i gave my gf a posh facial

by dirtyfuckers April 19, 2016

posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.

Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."

by qönathynn June 5, 2022

posh

zak

Shut up you posh fuck

by Walruss2k October 12, 2020

olde posh

those of inherited wealth(class) who regard themselves as better because of their descendancy

his family are such olde posh

by oscar September 29, 2003