Poor Mans Magners

The adding of ice to Strongbow/Woodpecker cider

"What you drinking ?"

"I'll have a Poor Mans Magners"

by kopman9 July 19, 2009

Poorcrastination

The intentional or habitual putting off of spending money that you don't have.

"Quit your poorcrastinating and buy me a damn sammich!" or; "Poorcrastination is the art of keeping up with all the crap you bought yesterday," and finally, "Poorcrastination is the theif of much better times."

by teezaweezl February 4, 2010

Poorganised

Never being prepared for something, but usually declaring to others that you've got everything you need.

Looks like Jared forgot his wallet again. I guess I'm going to have to cover it, even though tonight was 'on him'. Man, that dude is so poorganised...

by Lexodus August 4, 2010

poor jim

A poor jim is someone that has no friends and alwas misses out on a partner for any activity.

look at that poor jim over there by himself, no one will play tennis with him

by 4sammie August 9, 2010

Poordom

When you are extremely bored, but have no money to do anything.

Guy1: Hey man, you wanna hang tonight?
Guy2: Nah, I can't.
Guy1: But your status says you're bored out of your mind.
Guy2: I have no cash, it's poordom!

by STRiPESandShades January 1, 2012

Poorgatory

That period when you've spent all the money from your last paycheck and are waiting for the next one to come; when you can't do or buy anything

Mark: is Tony coming to the concert?
Al: No, he's home, he's in poorgatory. Can't pay for shit.

Mark: Dang

by partypooper69 May 26, 2014

Poor Turd

The Porter-stained excrement that is released from Mark the Twink after William Gilligan relives his adventures at the Jersey shore. Usually as the result of Mark giving Will-Gill the Buffalo Eye. It is best described as gross and off-putting.

Mark- *gives William Gilligan the Buffalo eye*
Will-Gill- *instantly erect and also hungry* "You know what to do buddy."
*45 minutes pass*
Will-Gill- "You know Mark, you should really get an awesome tan..."
Mark- "I should have never gave you the Buffalo Eye. I have to drop this Poor Turd in the toilet and take 2 showers now."
Will-Gill- "Well, I used to work at Lots so..."
Will-Gill and Mark chuckle together

by Dusty Scott November 24, 2017