pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.

Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.

by poode dude August 2, 2010

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

Pool Purge

When a pool is not in use on a hot summer day, run up to it and jump in!

Tony, there is no one in that pool. It's pool purge time!

by TMT214 October 27, 2018

Kiddy Pool

The act of ejaculating in the back dimples on the small of the females lower back.

I can’t wait to drop my kids off at you kiddy pool!

by SullyMos July 26, 2023

fast pool

IT'S A POOL THAT IS FAST THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT AND YES THERE ARE SLOW POOLS ASWELL DON'T QUESTION SWIMMERS!

wow what a fast pool, I was really fast today

by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018

Pool Goon

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.

Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.

by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021

Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.

Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.

by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023