Plubderty

It's the way a dog does poo on a lawn and then someone steps in it.

I suffered plubderty on my power walk.

by thedogpoolovingdude June 30, 2023

Plundered

"God and Father are what you scream when no one comes to save you" ~ ME (Remember that one? From, like, awhile ago? Isn't that just an insane thing to say!? Hahaha! Well, here, I got a little skit here. I think you're going to like it. You want to run to the fridge quick and grab a drink? Do you DO that? Do you have, like, a reading ritual? Do you light candles? Get yourself a coffe or a blanket or something? Go ahead. Get your little thing set up and, go on, go and get it and we'll start.... You ready? Alright. Here we go. Story time. This one is called 'Deuteronomy.')

Hym "And thus... Ye are plundered. Now... I know what you're going to do. You're going to cry out for you father... And you'll cry for your God-"

Daughter " 'SON!' "

Hym "-Ope, yep. The son. Sometimes it's the son... Father, son, and the holy spirit... The holy trinity. It's like a little ritual you all do... Oh, well. Son is gone and I am Hym. I decide what happens across time, indefinitely. You know, in a abstract sense, I'm the guy from the stroies your father told you. I mean... I'm not HIM but... I AM... Hey... Is there another guy here? Sometimes there's a 4th guy..."

Daughter 🥺

4th guy "YOU BASTARD!"

Hym "There he is- Shalom! Hym shows mercy to those who serve and anyone who doesn't do what I want is evil."

4th guy "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Hym "Heheheh, THAT... That is EXACTLY what I would say... You sound like Hym."

4th "RAAAHHHH!!!" *Whif*

Hym *Foowsh* *Kkrrkk!* "Heheheh... It's the same thing every God-damned time... Ahhhhh 😮 💨 Alright. Time to go. Is it- Are we done? Yeah? Alright. Yeah, let's go."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Plundering

A term used to describe the pillaging of a limpy wristed fags cornhole by a butt pirate.

That butt pirate has been plundering that limpy wristed fag.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

pluirt

when you squirt but it's actually poo, not piss from orgasm.

I rocked Diane's world so hard she pluirted all over my bed!

by allalaalalhahahahalalalalala January 28, 2024

plid

plid is a girl who is very energetic. she is very sweet and very supportive of her friends, and she will stick by their side no matter what! plid is a very beautiful person, inside and out. she enjoys her hobbies, and strives to be her best at anything she does. plid is very funny, whether it is intentional or not. plid has friends who all love and support her. plid loves changbin.

did you see the new girl named plid? she's very pretty, and i hear she likes to make friends! i hope she talks to me.

by x0.m3ri January 28, 2024

plunding

Plunding is the act of putting an icicle in the urthra puncturing it. As blood pours out, it is then transferred into a cup with period blood and put in a smoothie.

Me and Sally were plunding the other day.

by jsjjc dkmf March 19, 2024

Plud

A combination of blud and pluh.

Commonly used when referring to a friend who says some insane/embarrassing shit that you don't wanna associate with, especially around other people.

It also works as a synonym for pluh.

Ex. 1
Person 1: Isn't Loona from Helluva Boss hot?
Person 2: What the hell are you on about, plud?

Ex. 3
Person 1: You know Judy Hopps?
Person 2: Plud.

by seabassesconundrum April 15, 2024