Pita

A Pita is a Son Of A Bitch, but spoken differently

Martim: Johnny, you are such a Pita!

Johnny: No, you

by _BIG_MIKE_21 December 3, 2019

Paxtan

"Paxtan" is how indians say and write the country name "Pakistan" in their own unique, local English like the ones we heard from the call centers of "Maickrosoft".

saarr india is better than Paxtan n Xyna

by cowsaredelicious November 28, 2021

Dirty Pistachio

Usually refurring to when a girl has a mustache. A Dirty Pistachio can be seen if you watch the porn film, Hairy Lesbians Gone Wild, on the pornstar Morgan Lewis. This normally means that this chick has a longer mustache than the man!

Wow that cougar has a Dirty Pistachio
OR
I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
OR
I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios

by A.Dot Dizz December 6, 2006

pintar

Ken Howell's name for an Indian phone service representative

*Hindu voice* HELLO how is you today, thank you for calling directv. How may I help you. Ken says "Damn I got a pintar on the phone again"

by RhEEziE August 31, 2010

Nasty Pistachio

A vagina that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different vagina because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.

Tom: I ate this girl out the other day and I can't get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times I brush my teeth.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.

by Dale Wholphin November 11, 2011

Pistachio Wallop

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.

"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"

by Gordoandbrian January 1, 2004

PITA

Acronym for Pain-In-The-Ass.

Can be used as a pet name for anyone considered a Pain in the Ass. For example, I refer to my spouse as "my little PITA" - he's none the wiser and it makes me feel better.

by Moccom October 21, 2010