pilate

1. Governor of Judea.
2. Fictional character from Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ.
2. Member of a subversive movement that seeks to undermine the traditional naming of years in relation to Christ's life (i.e. BC and AD to BCE and CE).
3. Guy who bitchslapped Christ, but not literally (i.e. other Romans actually did the bitchslapping for him).

1. Hey look, there's that Roman guy Pilate washing his hands compulsively.
2. Guy who wishes he had used the stock option instead of salary pay in his film contract.
3. Pilate: Ya, ok, the son of God? Christ? You sure have some nerve calling yourself that. Tony, Biagio, get this guy outta here.

by De Beauvoir's Boy January 26, 2005

pila

A glass pipe used for smoking Meth.

I broke my pila.

by Big Tits Mcgee April 15, 2004

Paola

The wierdest persom

by HELOOOOOOOOOOO May 30, 2003

pillage the village

Taking a monolithic shit (usually in a damn near stranger's bathroom) after a long night of getting fuckin plastered

Ahem....whats your name again...not important at the moment but what is, is the location of your bathroom. Its time to pillage the village! Sorry in advance for any damages.

by jc804 August 26, 2013

PillarMansplaining

It starts out as a simple word transfer between 2 people that leads to a manly coversation that continues to become more masculine overtime as the conversation intensifies leaving and weird transition of power that converts the user into a pillar male like god or god like entity

Pers: Hey bro i resently read this study on poses that says posing can provide a great workout what do you think on the subject?

John: well i think its a great take on how said exercises can strengthen muscle core

Pers: yeah me to i think..!
hey bro im feeling strange like this sensation of becoming?...
Wait whats happening to me!

"PILLAR LIKE THEME INTENSIFIES"
WHAMMO BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT!

IM THE PINNACLE OF THE PERFECT BODY!
JOIN ME BROTHER AND BECOME A GOD AMONG HUMANITY!

John: oh my god! Bro your pillarmansplaining has turned you into a god like entity!

by Zombomb April 18, 2019

paola

They are mostly history teachers with black hair and glasses. No one understands what she says because she uses difficult words. Paola’s will mostly treat you like a dog by saying “good girls!” Or things like that

Student A: omg i don’t understand what my teacher is saying!
Student B: She must be a Paola.

by Pompadejabon April 19, 2021

pilar

pilar is a bitch but she is funny ig

your such a pilar

by hb bdj jd dbv September 10, 2021