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Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"
by xBungleBee June 29, 2018
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Dirty Pineapple

-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.

2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair

3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza

-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.

5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.

2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.

3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?

4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.

5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.
by Mysterious Fruits December 3, 2009
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Pineapple Punch

A notorious gang consisted of violent ass-kickers who will fuck anyone up, during any day, of any mutha fuckin week.
Guy 1: "YO! I just got into the gang Pineapple Punch!"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! dont kick my ass bro!"
Guy 1: *throws up gang sign as guy 2 runs*
by Pine man November 2, 2010
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Pineapple Cock

a penis that has multiple bumps resembling the roughness of the outside of a pineapple
by shaboinga January 1, 2012
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pineapplepoptart

One amazing, hilarious, awesome ass bitch.
Pineapplepoptart is soooooo funny
by Knucks 4 nothin October 5, 2015
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Pineapple rover

A person who loves running their ballsack or taint across a rough or thorny surface but especially pineapples
My dad walked in on me pineapple roving yesterday but luckily he's a big pineapple rover himself.
by Jtrainmcnastyson December 9, 2015
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Pineapple of Existence

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth
by Person8999 October 3, 2017
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