Homie 1: I wanna sleep can you be my pillow friend?
Homie 2: Sure thing good night!
Homie 2: *gives a goodnight kiss*
Homie 2: Sure thing good night!
Homie 2: *gives a goodnight kiss*
by Cakes#2770 December 9, 2020

1. A headrest that is not cool in temperature.
2. A condition whereby a headrest increases in temperature due to body heat and therefore creates an unpleasant sleeping experience.
3. An unpleasant experience.
2. A condition whereby a headrest increases in temperature due to body heat and therefore creates an unpleasant sleeping experience.
3. An unpleasant experience.
1. Man: “I can’t fall asleep because this pillow is too warm!”
Woman: “Ah, you must have a warm pillow.”
2. I couldn’t fall sleep last night because I kept experiencing warm pillow.
3. This party is a warm pillow, let’s ditch!
Woman: “Ah, you must have a warm pillow.”
2. I couldn’t fall sleep last night because I kept experiencing warm pillow.
3. This party is a warm pillow, let’s ditch!
by 5ryguy5 June 27, 2023

by bestjustgotbesteder May 2, 2010

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.
That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.
by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020

A person who chooses to spend the day in bed lounging and justifies it by claiming they have nothing better to do with their time.
by Prof.Juggles June 16, 2020

1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.
2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.
3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.
2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.
3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.
by fvck09 February 6, 2009

John: I really love your pillows of joy
Jill: Really? They don't look like two fried eggs on nails to you?
John: No, they are hot. I hereby declare myself sexually aroused.
Jill: Really? They don't look like two fried eggs on nails to you?
John: No, they are hot. I hereby declare myself sexually aroused.
by SmotheredInJoy October 24, 2011
