Phantom Shitter

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.

"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"

A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.

by sir poopiepants April 18, 2006

Phantasy Star Online

The most recent addition to a Sega game series known as Phantasy Star. Many uninformed Sega fans claim that this game "revolutionized" online gaming but they would be wrong as it was neither the first online game nor the first online RPG. Its impossible to ignore the fact that online gaming was popular on the PC years before the Dreamcast was ever invented.

Its impossible to have revolutionized anything by doing the same thing someone else already did years before you. Its even more impossible when they did it even better.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Phantom DL

When one athlete is placed on the disabled list for the sole purpose of clearing a roster spot for another player, despite being completely healthy and injury free.

The Red Sox called up this young prospect from double A, and they put me on the Phantom DL with a calf strain to make room for him even though I'm good to go.

by Bogey32 June 10, 2009

Phant0mzero

SMOD on thec0re, most sympathetic and most respectable person you will most likely come across. May be used as a noun or verb. Also leads the +REP race.

Noun: A Phant0mzero ran across the road, my dad drove it over, but it knocked us right of the road. Not to mention it just walked off.

Verb: If I see you in here again, I will phant0mzero your ass!

by Darkcha0s April 27, 2008

phantom ring

When you perceive the sensation of your phone vibrating, but it's not.

"Hold on, let me get that....oh wait...it was just a phantom ring."

by messy2010 February 10, 2010

Phantom Hand

A phantom hand is when a person masturbates after sitting on their hand for an extended period of time. Masturbating with the numb hand then induces an effect of someone else's hand on your cock.

"Man, I've gotten so desensitized, I can only get off to beastiality hentai."
"That's awful. You should try phantom handing. It's a whole new experience."

by The New Looda October 29, 2008

Phantom

Someone who is seldom seen or heard from, but used to be around all the time.

Where's Mike Been lately? I don't know, he's been a phantom lately.

by Johnnie Regalado January 11, 2006