Perve-a-verance

Creep on creepin' on.

Listen. To be a real creepy creep, you have to have a lot of perve-a-verance.

by jayveegarren November 22, 2011

Perve prang

A fender bender that is the result of perving on a distractingly good looking person outside the car. Whilst perving, you run into the back of the car in front of you, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage. Bonus points are awarded if he/she gives you their number... which isn't likely.

"What happened to your car man?"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"

by WRX4SALE December 28, 2011

Urban Pervs

The people who turned Urban Dictionary into basically a dictionary for holy virgins.

The urban pervs turn everything Perverted

by Basically Bitchy February 10, 2017

Belt Perve

A person who gets off from whipping, choking or binding his submissives with a belt.

George was a total belt perve that got a taste of his own medicine when Julie whipped him with a belt.

by Sean schmidt April 18, 2017

Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”

Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“

by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018

dirty perve

A (or the) Dirty perve is the worst of the worst: The dirt worst in many ways.

A Dirty perve will comment on the look of young women's hair, often be found perving around the beach ogling the finer sex or staring at any cleavage he can sniff out.

A recent discovery has also revealed a dirty perve will almost always have slippery fingers

Look at him, he is such a dirty perve.

The dirty perve is a disgrace, how does he get away with it.

by Hypnometh June 9, 2018