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Morgan Pendleton

When a mor mor and a nicky are married a Morgan Pendleton is created. She is known for her multiple orgasm capacity or morgasm which is about 5 per minute, impressive but short. She has a manly personality mainly because her boyfriends are generally pussies but nice people.
Look that girl is a Morgan Pendleton, that must mean that guy is a pussy.
by Pseudopodia11457 December 24, 2012
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Pentecostal poof

The large mound of hair on top of a Pentecostal woman's head. It is created by pulling back what would be the "bangs" area, pushing it forward, then securing it in place with bobby pins or side hair combs. It gives the same effect as a "bump-it" in the front-top of the head. It is done to counteract the dull look of uncut, too-long hair.
Ashley: "Look at how long that lady's hair is! Do you see the big poof on top? It looks like she has a 'bump-it' under the front."

Samantha: "Thats called a 'pentecostal poof'. They can't cut their hair, so they do that to make it look like they have bangs."

bump-it church lady hair
by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010
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Pantles

When someone's pants are really too short to be pants but too long to be kapris.
especially frequent on middle aged men.
"OMFG, look at the pantles he's wearing!"
by ErinaDNGRAHAM August 15, 2007
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pentecostal

A 'Christian' religious sect that meets all neccessary criteria for a cult (though that applies to a number of christian sects). This particular sect of mental patients beleive that females will burn in hell for a cutting their hair, wearing makeup, piercing their ears, or any other destructive, vain activities. All pentecostals are raised to beleive that any non-pentecostal will burn in hell for eternity, as will any pentecostal who has ever drank, smoked, said 'gosh', or missed church. This high level of logical thinking goes a long way in explaining why most pentecostals live in trailer parks and eat fried Spam for dinner (after, of course, they pray).
Pentecostal:"Oh dear, is that (gasp) lipgloss you're wearing...with pants, no less."
Normal person: "Yes, dont you know that most modern females wear pants?"
Pentecostal:"The bible clearly states that sinners like you will be damned to hell for all of eternity."
Normal person walks away content, knowing that hell would be better than a heaven filled with pentecostals.
by lacoste_lover October 3, 2005
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penile

1. someone obsessed with a cock enlargement and exercising his cock muscles

2. when something so gay happens
you are one penile little twat
this fucking copying machine is so penile
by joon August 4, 2003
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penile

a noun used to describe someone or something as being a dick.usually a insult.
dude your so penile.
by Mr.bane December 9, 2008
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penile extension

a car which compensates for your penis that is 1/3 of a micron long when you poped a boner...
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