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Pedophile

Someone who likes fucking innocent children and, in some cases, killing them.
That pedophile is a sadistic whore who's going straight to hell!
by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015
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pedophiley

Adjective form of pedophile, rhymes with Kiley
I wouldn't recommend going to Old Man Johnson's house for Trick-or-treat. He just seems so pedophiley
by cowboyjebus July 9, 2007
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Pedophile

Whacking off in the bleachers of a modified girls volleyball game.
Kevin: Did you see Jim at the game yesterday?
Steve: Yeah he is such a pedophile!
by The Chronic Method May 19, 2016
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Pedophile

A person who is sexually attracted to children or even adults who still look like children.
Yo-gay-sh: Dad my friends called me a pedophile for getting all sexual with a 9year old kid.
Dad: Even i had a feeling about it. And you proved me right. I'm proud of you.
by Fake Thanos June 6, 2018
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Pomona Pedophile

A Pomona Pedophile is a male over the age of 40 who continually bangs girls that are seniors in high school. Most generally, a Pomona Pedophile lives their life by one rule, "Sure I get older, but Seniors are ageless."
"Hey Dunkin, did you hear who Jamie fucked the other night?

"Yeah dude, that's the 5th time this week, Perkins is such a Pomona Pedophile!"
by The Harrillizer May 3, 2009
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pedophile

stop being a pedophile
by xX_coolmandude_XX9999 July 3, 2018
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Pedophilephobe

Someone who is afraid or offended by so-deemed "pedophiles", including people who aren't actually a pedophile, for the example: ephebophiles (sexually attracted to teenagers around 15-19 years old, which is fully legal in many countries), or people who enjoy watching anime featuring loli characters (also legal in many countries).
Richard: "How dare you enjoy playing that Senran Kagura game? You're a pedophile!"
Naofumi: "Calm down, Dick. It's just a fictional girl so it's not a child abuse."
Richard: "I don't care! It will convince you to do it with real children!"
Naofumi: "You're such a pedophilephobe."
by Romangelo May 16, 2019
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