Paderka

Penis as used in polite society. The way a gentleman may refer to his genitalia.

In homosexual circles, a paderka may also by used to preference an abnormally large clit on a "bull dyle" or dominant lesbian.

(may also be used an as a verb IE. paderked, paderking, etc) which is any act involving one's paderka, either in polite or lesbian society.

Why yes Dr. my paderka is doing just fine thank you.

That cop completely paderked me your honor, I did not deserve that ticket.

by Cerebralfornication May 25, 2009

paddedpus

When you're gf has a huge padd wen she got hur period and keeps making sounds like *squish* and sounds like a plastic bag

Ami got hit in the paddedpus, by chris. It sounded like a plastic bag

Ants is a Poo poo

by Pandabutt-xx September 10, 2009

padded toe

(noun)- the "toe" created by a maxi pad showing through stretch pants, or other tight pants.

Wow that girl had a brutal padded toe. or Why was that girl wearing stretch pants and a maxi pad with such an amazing, spellbinding padded toe?

by cold_hades June 10, 2010

Pandemic Zombie

A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.

"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."

by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 23, 2020

i-paded

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it

Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me

by berwickboy09 October 27, 2011

Pandejo

Spanish slang for covidiot. A portmanteau of pandemic and pendejo.

Tony Tenpenny thought COVID-19 was fake and now he's dead from it. What a sad pandejo.

by DrSamba September 30, 2020

pandeism

Combining all religions into one.

Some people don't have any particular religion - they just pick the best parts of all religions and make it into one pandeism.

by J.D. Golden May 6, 2006