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Cake Packer

A Fat Nasty Girl. Usually caught packing food into her head.
"I heard Bob hooked up with a Cake Packer"
by Branpa February 28, 2009
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madtown meat packer

After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
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Green Bay Packers

A support group for Watonwan County fudge packers who get together and play with each other during the football season.
by Toby Catzilla September 9, 2018
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Green Bay Packer

The act of pulling back your foreskin before entry after not having cleaned it for over 2 weeks resulting in all of your dick cheese to be exposed. Forcefully insert said shmegma inside a hole and "pack" your dick cheese.
Mr. Schachter: "You haven't showered in two weeks man."

Rockford: "Yeah man been saving up my dick cheese so I can pull a Green Bay Packer on my girl tonight."
by One-Pump-Shotgun October 8, 2018
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Green Bay Packers

The Green Bay Packers are a football team in the National Football League, and currently the only non-profit, community owned major league professional sports team in the United States. They are owned by over 110,000 stockholders.

The Packers were formed and joined the NFL in 1921, 1 year after the league was founded. They are currently the 2nd oldest team in the NFL, 2 years younger than the Chicago Bears. Therefore the Packers are a very historic franchise, and they have more NFL titles than anyone else: 9 NFL Championships, and an additional 3 modern era Super Bowl victories for a grand total of 12. The Chicago Bears have the 2nd most with 9. Those facts are the basis for the distinguished rivalry that exists between the Packers and Bears. Together they own the longest rivalry in the NFL, having played each other over 170 times.

Green Bay Packers fans are referred to as "Cheeseheads" because of the state of Wisconsin's large cheese production. While it is often debated which NFL team has the biggest/best fan base, it is hard to deny the Packers are at the top since every Packers home game has been sold out since 1960, and the waiting list for season tickets has over 70,000 people on it.
The Green Bay Packers are playing tonight. If I empty my bank account and sell my soul I might be able to get tickets off a scalper.
by Kopy December 26, 2007
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Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!
That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.
by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011
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Green Gay Packers

Those fucking green gay packers, they already suck at football, and now they're screwing each other too!
by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006
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