fudge packer

Usually describes the act of homosexual anal penetration in which the penis 'packs' the feaces tight into the anal passage.

A person who works in a factory wrapping and packaging fudge.

The factory workers packed over 100,000 boxes of fidge last year.

Nicola's boyfriend packed alot of fudge into her when they had anal intercourse.

Thoses two are fudge packers.

by Emmsarsedbandit December 3, 2009

Packer

A packer is a phallic object worn in the underwear to give the appearance of having a penis. Packers are most often used by transmen/FTMs. They are also sometimes used by cis men to give a more impressive bulge.

Unfortunately my packer is kind of heavy for everyday wear.

by yysi<3 June 15, 2021

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 10, 2008

poopy packer

A person, through natural or artificial mean, who likes to give anal sex.

He/she is a real poopy packer in the bedroom.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Fudge Packer

A mammal that maybe able to consume large amounts of Fudge.

The yaoi convention had a sundae bar full of fudge packers.

by A man named linda January 1, 2014

fag packer

A person who packs their shit the night before leaving on vacation.

Mike is a fag packer. He doesn't pack his suitcase until the night before we go on vacation.

by Your Mama June 25, 2014

Jam packed dream

A dream that was absolutely FULL with different events that happened. A jam packed dream will probably not leave your mind for a while and there’s a good chance you’ll remember it in the future!

Person 1: Hey did you dream last night?
Person 2: Bro you bet I did. I had such a jam packed dream it was crazy!

by Wibbly Woo January 2, 2019