Leg Boner

A leg boner occurs either in the dead of the night or at random times during the day where either you are sleeping or just sitting criss cross In the floor where the back of your thigh catches a cramp thus having to spring your leg up into the air to stretch it out.
Ahhhhhh fu.... LEG BONER!!”
by D'Rack2Times November 12, 2017
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Leg boner

A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.
Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.
by Pickapon August 18, 2014
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x legged

A woman that got fucked by a black man and cant walk.
hey girls I got fucked up last night and now I'm x legged
by Blacky chan237 October 12, 2017
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Spaghetti Legging

When one loses control of his or her legs while running at high speeds and they flail about uncontrollably till the person falls or regains control of their legs.

Commonly occurs while running down hill or while running on uneven terrain.
"Steve ran to catch the frisbee, but ended up spaghetti legging all over the place"
"Nothing sadder than a man spaghetti legging down a hill"
by TheyWinWeLose May 28, 2017
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leg pegging

When you do pegging with a pirate's peg leg.
Arhhhh matey wanna do leg pegging

Yes matey stuff it in me ayrse-oyle
by toadstool12 July 21, 2017
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Pony legs

A condition usually inflicted after one's leg has gone numb from a long sit down with the porcelain throne. This renders the person into a state of awkward stumbling, similar to that of a baby horse.
John: Oh jeese look, Brian has pony legs again.
by Spider Viater December 13, 2011
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sausage legs

n. A pair of legs which bear a sausage shape. They are noted for a lack of distinct hip, knee, and ankle joints and an overabundance of fatty tissue surrounding the leg bones. Individuals with sausage legs frequently claim to be big-boned, although this is usually not the case.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.
She looked all right from the waist up, but her sausage legs were a big turnoff.

Did you see that sausage leg?
by jpsi June 05, 2006
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