Lord Girthitude

A man who's penis bears great width but lacks the length to be considered large by most standards.

I had Will the Thrill deep inside me but nothing could compare to the pleasure I get from Lord Girthitude.

by The Good Lord of Girthitude October 6, 2011

lord jew

lord of all the little jews, he is the jew god. all the jews love him and give him their penny's

he is lord jew

by Anal Shipment December 6, 2014

ginger lords

When you do anything to anger a ginger they may call the ginger lords to eat your soul

"I warned you not to mess with David and now the ginger lords will fuck your soul"

by lidl December 4, 2014

Lord Buckwheat

Term used by freedom-loving people in the U.S., Canada, Australia & Britain when referring to a well-known but Constitutionally confused world leader.

Lord Buckwheat was at a complete loss when his
teleprompter stopped working during a speech.

by Matewan November 3, 2009

yam lord

Come one with a consistently growing bean head in the shape of an egg on its side (E.G David usen is a yam lord )

Wow David your head is so yam you yam lord.

by Swagadon who gets hoes September 5, 2017

Lesbian Lords

The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.

“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”

by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020

Thot Lord

A male who leads a group of thots. This male may even be someone you know. If they are constantly talking and touching thots they are a thot lord.

Will P. had become a thot lord after several weeks of socializing with thots insted of bros.

by Child bending over December 3, 2018