Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

by ArtieBrick May 18, 2021

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todd weiler

A senator for Utah who believes the tooth fairy actually built Niagra Falls.

Man, Todd Weiler sure is a fucking nut job who doesn't understand anything.

by Bryan484 September 13, 2017

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Todd Hooser is such motherfucking elf.

by Princess_Natasha September 27, 2015

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Santy Todd is a negative of Santa Clause who lives in the south pole.

(Day after Christmas)
Guy 1: Did Santa Clause come to your house last night?
Guy 2: No Santy Todd did.

by Santy Todd December 28, 2021

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TODD Carneyyyyyy

by todddc May 31, 2018

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after taking your finger out of your male lovers ass, you proceed to fish hook him

can i get some mouth wash my boy friend totally gave me a dirty Todd.

by Don Knox January 11, 2008

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Inspiring Christian musician. Sings wonderful and spiritual songs such as "Grace Like Rain" and "My Jesus".

The songs of Todd Agnew are inspiring and beautiful!

by Zum Zum Fanny August 01, 2006

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