Crimson Truffle Butter

After continual switching of pounding back and forth from the pussy and the anus while a girl is on her period, it leaves a redish brown substance in the area
Homegirl was on her period last night so I smashed both her holes and when I turned on the lights afterwards I noticed a grip of Crimson Truffle Butter all over her anus and pussy and even had some on my dick.
by SunDiablo October 16, 2015
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alabama crimson tide

A college who claims to have 12 National Championships, but really only have 4 outright championships. (1961, 1965, 1979, 1992)
Alabama Crimson Tide

Their 1925 and 1926 "Championships" were "awarded" by a poll that didn't exist until 1941.

Their 1930 "Championship" was awarded by a different poll that didn't exist until 3 years later.

In 1934, they finished 6th in the official poll, but they claim this a National Championship year since some random guy named Dunkel came up with his own system.

In 1941, they finished 20th in the official poll and 3rd in the SEC, but Football Thesaurus awarded them the National Championship when it came into existence 5 years later.

In 1964, given a split National Championship with Arkansas before any bowl games were played. They lost. Arkansas won.

In 1973, UPI gives Alabama National Championship before the bowl games. The AP gives Notre Dame National Championship after they defeat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.

In 1978, Alabama claims a split National Title with USC. Alabama only lost 1 game that year. The problem is that it was to USC.
by jakeobryan January 7, 2010
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Crimson chin 2.0

Going out with a girl friend that is manlier than you be it facial features or personality
Miguel got a crimson chin 2.0 she looks like a lumberjack
by JohnCastle720 May 21, 2012
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alabama crimson tide

heavy menstural flow exhibited by a woman from Alabama.
That girl from Birmingham has had to change her pad three times already. She's must be having an Alabama Crimson Tide
by Clark Potter December 11, 2003
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Crimson Head

Shit man i'll never be as good as Crimson Head! I'm gonna go jump off an airplane without a parachute.
by scatman September 1, 2004
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Crimson Custard Bucket

A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.

Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings
Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .
by Grund1e August 31, 2006
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Alabama Crimson Tide

Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!
Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)
by LSUtigers August 5, 2012
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