National slap your dick on a pumpkin day! Arent you glad you had some *
October 25th in you*. Only the truly,
the best are worthy to slap your dick on a pumpkin before mister spookler comes in and eats your
soul on the 31st. Why wait? National slap your dick on a pumpkin 25th
Johnny- Hey do you know what day it is?
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I
wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called
October 25th or
stone your dick on a pumpkin day!