norwegian windstorm

The act of sensually licking and then blowing on your partners nipples while sporting a robust beard

She wasn't very into me until I gave her the Norwegian windstorm

by Sillyllama1624 April 13, 2014

Norwegian Dutch

1. A slang language only lesbians speak.

2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.

"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"

by Sexscene January 9, 2016

norwegian slip and slide

An ancient Norwegian competition where a whole bunch of naked men slide down a mountain and fully penetrate a man before they reach the bottom and use him as a sled

I lost the Norwegian slip and slide last night and I'm very sore.

by Shinnypickle24 November 17, 2016

Norwegian Ski Pole

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.

"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

by AppleCartJack February 7, 2017

Norwegian Prince

Getting your giant dong fellated while snapchatting it à la Norwegian royalty

how did the tinder date go last night?

great! I gave him the Norwegian Prince.

by Nordic Princess February 24, 2017

Norwegian Whiplash

When a male fucks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. Common practice in Norway but has migrated to Asia and the Americas. Africa has not yet adopted it because let's face it they got enough shit going on.

Gary: Brad, you smash Stephanie yet?
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.

by NIPS CLAN July 30, 2017

norwegian sex

The act of pushing as many brown cheese, cheese slicers and mountains as possible into your partner's asshole.

I've had norwegian sex so many times, her hole is THIS big!

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017