Surfer's Remorse

A brilliant website that that draws you in then fails to complete some of the easiest fixes needing to be made and ends up making the users experience infuriating.

Dude, did you get the Urban Dictionary word of the day yesterday? No, I didn’t. Not for the last three days! Yeah, their intern who sends them must be on vacation and they’re too lazy or dumb to automate that feature!

Web Surfer's Remorse

by One and Done July 14, 2013

GPT Remorse

When you write your homework longhand, because you don’t want people to know you used ChatGPT.

"Yo, I totally had ChatGPT remorse last night. I had the AI draft my essay, but then I rewrote it in my own handwriting 'cause I didn't want my prof to think I was capping about doing my own work." -ChatGPT

by Poppet25 November 19, 2023

Repairman's remorse

The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy

I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

Ballers Remorse

When you spend money like a baller then regret your spending it because you could have spent the money elsewhere.

Damn bro you balled out last night. I know bra I kind of have ballers remorse.

by musicaddict1389 April 2, 2015

saturday night remorse

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.

I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.

by THe What WHAT?! December 6, 2009

builder's remorse

When a corporation or institution (museum, university), signs off on the creation of a new building for itself, usually designed by a "starchitect", convinced that this new "home" will bestow prestige, success, and street-cred among its associates, patrons, and even its rivals. Occurrence usually coincides with various economic "bubbles" where cash seems to be overflowing everywhere. (See also: "Irrational Exuberance")

"Now that Time Warner has officially divorced itself from AOL, don't you think they have at least a bit of builder's remorse for that huge hunk of new rock in Manhattan?"

"The Bilbao? Yeah, it's cool looking, but in this economy I'll bet the Guggenheim gang is feeling some mean builder's remorse."

by BWB December 12, 2009

browser's remorse

The regret you feel when you've either:
Wasted too much time browsing the net, Facebook stalking, pinterest and now you feel unproductive and wasted all your free time.
Googled something you wished you didn't i.e. If you google blue waffle you will have browser's remorse.
Accidentally clicked on internet explorer and now have to wait for it to finish loading so you can close it and open an actual browser.
The regret of not having bought something you spotted the day before and now you can't stop thinking about it or lost out on a great deal.

"I've been in bed in the whole morning now I have browsers remorse."
"Man I've got serious browser's remorse...I thought Dirty Sanchez was that Mexican cowboy cartoon character."
"Yeah you dingus! if you wanna be a cheapass don't try to infect me with your browser's remorse tomorrow"

by Draken-Savage (JHB) May 8, 2017