Deuce on the loose

A turd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.

1.

Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!

2.

first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.

second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?

first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.

by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012

Deuce Hour

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.

(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the john, because it's almost Deuce Hour.

by Coast Trash June 23, 2006

deuce out

Another way of saying peace out, deuce meaning two (two fingers peace sign).

A: Bye Bakes
B: Hey deuce out Lizard
A: Yea peace

by Luke Big Bakes October 27, 2008

shoot a deuce

also known as "drop a duece,"
It refers to taking "A number 2" (deuce)
If you don't understnad yet, it means to take a shit.

"I'm loose in the caboose and i gotta drop a deuce"

by DJHeadUp January 29, 2003

Chunkin the deuce

throwin up the peace sign, most of the time while riding.

while riding in his vert bert always be chunkin the deuces.

by bert2 May 24, 2005

Chicago Deuce

An outsized, abnormally gigantic poop taken after a visit to Chicago where all sorts of high-calorie foods were consumed.

During a trip to Chicago, Tim had a cheeseburger platter and chocolate mayonnaise cake at Portillo's; deep-dish pizza at Bartoli’s; and a few hot dogs from street vendors. When he got back home to Connecticut, he sat on the toilet and dropped a gargantuan Chicago Deuce that was so huge it looked like a shipwreck.

by Uncle Joosie February 29, 2016

What the deuce?

a exclamation usualy uttered by Family Guy's Stewie Griffin when he is suprised by just about anything.

Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?

by Toddfather October 04, 2005