wool coat

The extra skin that comes with an uncircumsised penis. When an uncircumsised penis is flaccid, it is wearing a wool coat. When it is erect, the wool coat is then disrobed.

It's hard to tell if he has a big penis or not because it's always wearing a wool coat.

by Sarah Snow June 11, 2006

sugar coated

when craker bitches lie to u and tell u sumthin is gonna be poppin but it turns out its busted

thizz bitch said this party was gonna be off da chains but she jus sugar coated it

by Steve young February 12, 2006

trench coatting

Tricking people into thinking that you have your life together when you're actuallly just two twelve year olds disguised with a trench coat.

I was totally trench coatting at my job interview

by Trench coatter December 4, 2014

Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

by The Washed Few March 8, 2019

blue coats

Group of people who shy away from conventional medical treatment

She is one of the blue coats, she chose not to have chemo

by iron skillet soup May 17, 2016

Netflix and coat

When you're a true gentleman while watching a film with a woman. When she says she's cold, give her your coat and deal with it,

"Hey, if you're down I'm down. If you don't want to chill, I can just coat."
"You mean netflix and coat?"
"Yeah."

by WeweeSankido July 28, 2016

Gray Coat

Term used to define someone who is racist. Originated from the fact that the Confederacy's regulation color was gray and Confederate soldiers wore gray coats.

"That man with the MAGA hat is such a gray coat."

"Hey buddy, did you forget your gray coat?"

by Zeenuts July 28, 2020