Ethan Nip

Ethan Nip is also known as nipster the hipster. He’s An awesome dude with a catchphrase “I don’t know” if encountered get a camera, stay far away and talk like an Australian guy y’know the guy on those National Geographic’s he likes to talk a lot but isn’t passionate he’s also a follower who will do anything to fit in ex. Play paper.io if someone else is but he’s mostly a nice dude who likes weird dirty jokes he would also make jokes about Mathew which surprise surprise is his middle name

random guy:Hey look! it's NIPSTER THE HIPSTER at starbucks

Ethan Nip: das where the name comes from
Ethan Nip: stupid not knowing the name lookin ass mother fucka

random guy: FUCK YOU
Ethan Nip: Pops 5 bullets in that motha fucka
Ethan Nip: How do you like me now bitch
*Meme gansta music plays*

by astupidkidwithweirdmemes January 29, 2019

milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 27, 2013

leatheroni nips

When a persons nipples are very long and pointy and have the texture and appearance of leather.

Joeys stepdad Sam had a massive case if leatheroni nips when he was hosing off the petunias.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 1, 2013

Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.

You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!

by Squidnips May 14, 2016

hanging nips

Pointy-ended, flabby man boobs.

Private Smith: {removes outer tunic, wearing undershirt only}

Private Jones: Yo, Private Smith, you got hanging nips!

by Lt. Dingo March 5, 2010

crater nips

When nipple's aren't erect they are inverted or sunk into the breast, much like a crater.

"It was so cold last night I got Crater Nips!"

by TheMystic September 26, 2013

Dirty nip

A harsh act of spanking while dipping her right nipple in chocolate then when finished, tie a bow on the nipple and give as a gift to a loved one

"Oh dude I'm gonna dirty nip my GF Mags so hard tonight then give the finished product to gramps for his bday tomorrow"

by MAGS666 August 20, 2013