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The Corn Smells Nice

You know, between the two of us, the corn smells nice.
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nice guys finish last

The idea that if you are nice to a girl, compliment her, tell her how amazing she is everyday, and really just genuinely show her how incredible she is everyday, that you will never get her to love you. Sadly, this is more than true in most cases. You know when you love this girl, and you're always there for her no matter what, and she always goes for the assholes that cheat on every girl they date and treat them like shit? Yea, thats cause your the nice guy. However, there is nothing wrong with you at all, and the truth is that it is her loss.

Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..
Colin: Hey man, why wont she date you instead of going off with some other douche who never pays attention to her!

Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.
by Dat kid u kno June 15, 2011
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nice try

what you say to something far fetched that only an idiot would belive
Jacob- I am currently a professional tennis player and has 3 supermodel girlfriends.

Eunice- Umm... Nice Try! Do you take me for a fool?
by emekablue July 8, 2009
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nice haircut

Casey- "Oh nice haircut!"
Hwang- "Fuck you..."
by PhucYieu March 30, 2011
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Nice ass

Object that will bounce on your cock untill you cum like crazy
Make sure you slap it hard a couple times before you fuck it
Girl: oh yes! Fuck my ass!
Guy: it's such a nice ass and I'm gonna cum all over it!
by Rhugfuvji March 28, 2013
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Hey, Nice Penis!

A compliment given from one straight guy to another.

Such as when woman say "You look pretty" or "I really like how you did your hair". Its the male version of these basically.
example 1-
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*exchange of high fives*

example 2-
Guy 1: "Hey man, whats wrong?"
Guy 2: "Nothing just having a shitty day, ya know."
*Guy 1 holds his hand up ready for a high five*
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*Guy 2 completes the high five and now feels the upside to the shitty day*
by WippyJ October 26, 2011
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nice guys finish last

Like any other stereotype, only sometimes true. Being nice isn't a bad thing, but being TOO nice is. When you're overly nice and sympathetic, you make it easy for people to walk all over you and use you. You might go out of your way just to avoid hurting people's feelings, even if what you were about to do or say didn't really have the potential to hurt. If you apply these traits to a guy interested in a girl, chances are she might not even take him seriously.

Also a nice guy might think that all he has to do is be nice to girl and give her compliments and voila, sex will fall out. If you are this guy, then yes, you will 99.99% finish last.
The nice guy is not manipulative, instead he just has no idea how dating and the world works. If he were manipulative and trying to take advantage of her, he should be called the "manipulatively nice guy" or something like that.

If the term "nice guy" only referred to guys who are respectful of women, the phrase "nice guys finish last" probably wouldn't exist.
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