Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.
Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year
by Mia <3333 January 01, 2023
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The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions
Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"
by 420addict May 16, 2011
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Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off
Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year
by Xero42 June 16, 2011
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Mozzaddy new year

Mozzaddy new year, a term that was popularised on social networking site last.fm in early 2025, is a mentality. If somebody is having a mozzaddy new year they are rejecting all social norms and not giving a hootenanny!
Woke up and can't be bothered getting out of bed, I'll just piss in this cup. It's a mozzaddy new year after all.
by chiccliquechick January 17, 2025
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unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING
it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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Happy New Year 2024

Happy New Year 2024
Its 2024 now. .

1 jan 2024

new year !
Person 1: Happy New Year 2024 !

Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year already
by confusingashell December 31, 2023
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