Nerfurfirder

Someone who is smart in the academic sense, but the complete opposite in practical application.

That nerfurfirder is stupid enough to eat rocks and get a perfect score on the SAT

by false_fail May 24, 2008

nerfbag

someone who is easily agitated; someone who is tightly wound and freaks out over everything; someone who is very nervous.

My dog barks at every little noise or movement therefore he is a nerfbag

by kandeese March 22, 2011

Nerfangle

Verb. To confuse or befuddle. To pererplex or bewilder. Baffle.

Dude, that lecture on bio nerfangled me soooo bad!

by Ms. Brant Student May 5, 2011

pajama-nerfing

Feeling lethargic and having a day ruined because you kept your pajamas on all day and are still in the house.

It's 11:00 and you're still wearing slippers! Stop pajama-nerfing your day - you have stuff to do!

by Arithmomaniac June 7, 2007

dick nerfed

The nerfing of a mans penis, in the context of being circumcised.

Another term for a circumcised penis.

My mom dick nerfed me when I was born.

When I got my foreskin cut off, I lost of a lot of length. I got dick nerfed dude.

by e440 May 17, 2019

nerfing

n- slang for nothing
v- doing nothing

I need to get out, I've been nerfing all day.

by SoulFood October 30, 2010

nerfing

The act of extreme nerf gun play. Unfortunately, the intensity of "nerfing" usually results in the death of a friend.

Where's Gary?" "He died while we were nerfing."

by nerfenthusiast69 June 2, 2011