Ned

When guys name Scott don't think Icumarvelot is a word.

He's just a Ned.

by yerzhi April 23, 2021

Ned

King of SEX. And peter parkers best bud. Solos the whole marvel universe and every other universe.

"That dude Ned stole my girl!!"

by Pee pee man the manuck April 1, 2022

ned

a "powerful figure" in a minecraft server called MinecraftOnline who got banned off all of its platforms and displays unemployed behaviour by wasting his time buying accounts just to evade

Wow, that guy who just joined was a total ned, what a fool!

by Sonic_Hedgehog September 7, 2023

Ned

Basically just an Idiot, Ned can be found mining with his chompers for new gold teeth.
If you encounter one, cover all jiggly areas and run furyur life.

Boy that Ned over there sure is scary

by lgkhf May 14, 2021

Ned

Ned is a name for a non-binary person these people can be very very annoying and mean but there chill but rude

person 1: that ned person is a bit rude but their chill!
person 2: I know its cool

by December 12, 2021

Ned

NO ! ALL NEDS ARN'T THE THUG YOU'VE DESRIBED CUZ NED ISN'T ONLY THIS EXPRESSION BUT ITS ALSO A FIRST NAME
SOME NED ARE (or at least are tryin' to be) REALLY GOOD !
FIGHT WITH ME AGAINST THE NED RACISM
#IAMNED

person : Hello
Ned: JUST "HELLO" CUZ I AM JUST A NORMAL PERSON

by lil' snowgirl November 21, 2021

ned williamson

The savior of 2016 in terms of 3DS shacking. Created Soundhax (or as some fans call it, "NedHax") and made fasthax possible. He's a hella cute guy. He is at least bilingual, with notions of French.

Have you seen Ned Williamson's face ? His face looks like it was an angel's!

by Thibziboy January 18, 2017