needle nose ned

Annoying person who you forget from the past but remebers you.

Needle nose Ned. Ned the head. Come on, we went to high school together.

by Eric Dolton September 7, 2003

jim ned highschool

redneck asf and racist, a place full of basic ass white people that have nothing to do. no originality is here only a amature football team and spray tan musty blond girls

ahs kid: you go to jim ned highschool?
jnhs kid: quit talking to me spear chucker

by blanket statement February 25, 2022

cho'ned

n. the ultimate of pwning.

v. The act of choning; to shut one down in the most spectacular of fashions.

You done been cho'ned, bitch.

or

Friend: Shouldn't you be wearing a tie with that shirt?
Friend 2: Shouldn't you be sucking my dick?
Friend 3: oh Friend 1, you done been cho'ned!

by marchingon May 10, 2011

Dirty Ned

Dirty Ned is a gay pervert who likes looking at guys wank and guys giving each other anal and eating each other's shit. he wishes he could get it all but he's too retarded.

Stop being such a Dirty Ned you are just like Herbert the pervert

by Eric ;) qwertyuiop September 8, 2018

lol'ned

lol + owned = lol'ned

Used when you want to laugh at someone getting owned. Can also mean "Lol, you got owned."
Pronounced 'lawned' or 'loaned'

UCLA fanatic: I CAN'T BELIEVE UCLA LOST 0 TO 59!!!!!
BYU fan: lol'ned

by Boichop October 28, 2008

Like Ned Stark

A longtime hero ended in a tragedy. The villain wins and the hero dies.

"What the hell? They killed him off!"

"He's like Ned Stark. It ends bad."

by ill-paid September 23, 2016

nuremburg ned

When someone repeatedly makes Holocaust jokes even after no one laughs

Person 1:You hear Jack made a Holocaust joke in front of the Jewish kid?
Person 2:We all make mistakes sometimes
Person 1:It’s the 3rd time this week!
Person 2: What a nuremburg ned

by Climate change bus January 29, 2021