Nap trapped

The act of being trapped in place by a small baby. Not being able to move for fear of waking the little scamp up.

Yasss Queen. I would love to come over. As soon as I'm done being nap trapped me and the little one will pop over.

by Chunk Meister June 13, 2021

Bar nap

A nap you take before going out to the bar, allowing you to stay out later and drink more.

I have to work at 7 AM tomorrow, but I took a bar nap so I should be able to hit last call.

by xccmx May 27, 2011

Rad Nap

The new definition of passing out drunk at 1PM.

People tired from a long day take siestas
rock stars just take rad naps

See: Any picture of Slash from the GnR era

Dude, what happened after the all you can drink brunch?

Nothing, I went home and took a rad nap.

by RadNapper October 26, 2010

mind-nap

when you're so bored or so annoyed that your brain literally shuts down for a little nap.

listening to that George W. Bush speech put me into mind-nap mode.

see: borogant

by clevergrrly January 11, 2009

Evil nap

An owerpowering tendency to take short but unscheduled naps instead of working on chores or projects.

Polly needed to work on her project, but an evil nap got her.

by LeGreat January 21, 2011

fire nap

When one partakes in an uninterrupted sleep session during daylight hours. The napper most often wakes up in a light sweat at the temperature in which paper burns.

my good friend, apologizes for my late text response - i just partook in a fire nap - im now ready to commit the crime we have been planning to execute.

by apiper November 10, 2020

'Nam Nap

A 'Nam nap is when someone takes a nap during a really busy day thus not letting them fall into a complete sleep. They can hear everything around them and know whats going on but they are mentally in a state of sleep just like soldiers in Vietnam did.

I have had such a busy day that my mind is cached and i need to take a 'Nam nap before i can come up with a rational decision.

by Andiamo88 May 03, 2009