muppet douche

A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.

Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.

Why is that muppet douche still talking?

by .anonymous93846 July 11, 2008

Muppet Fucker

A person who has a fetish involving sexual acts with muppets.

Orehna is a Muppet Fucker

by Xenu4d2 May 04, 2008

missionary muppet

a girl who knows absolutely nothing about fucking; one that just lies there and doesnt do shit. They're about as animated as a sex doll.

Man i was totally looking forward to fucking that bitch...then she turned missionary muppet on me...

by PolishMenace October 23, 2009

Fuck Muppet

one who acts like nOOb; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain

Y'all a bunch of Fuck Muppets and retards, thinking the Eagles are going to win the SuperBowl this year.

by Mr Quigley April 19, 2007

muppet reject

A person who is full of his/her self-importance, yet knows nothing about the subject they're talking about.

"Wow, the Newscaster seems a well-informed authority on China!"
"Nah, he's an expert on spreading bullshit - a muppet reject"

This one was rejected from the muppet show because he was too ugly.

by Magnificent Mutley August 31, 2008

muppet crazy

To lose all control, flop around uncontrollably, and make loud incoherent noises. Like Animal, the muppet.

He stuck his face in her cleavage and went muppet crazy. She had to spend 5 minutes cleaning up his slobber.

by tyberiusREX November 17, 2007

squid-muppet

Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.

David was being a fucking squid-muppet yesterday. I almost punched him.

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians February 02, 2021