Mult

This term is used to to describe a person with the lack of mental stability and and has little to no friends.

That Mult just ruined are game of kickball.

by Gegangen January 21, 2015

Multi-task

Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing

-task
-tasker
-tasking

1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;

2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;

3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;

Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"

Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"

Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"

Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"

Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"

by wer999999 January 30, 2010

multi-monogamous

1) polygamous
2) the type of relationships rap artist Akon defines himself to be in.

After a little hesitation, the singer-producer admitted that he has his own multi-monogamous household going down in the ATL!

by justholla March 7, 2007

Mulch

To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning.

Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.

Wow Mary, you really mulched your bedroom.

Gosh you really mulched that test didn't you?

by Charles Carmichael12 March 2, 2011

multi-texting

The art of having many IM's plastered on your computer desktop while chatting in each and NOT getting the conversations mixed up.

I was Multi-Texting when she came online and IM'd me, but I accidentally sent Betty404's message to JaneOfTheJungle's IM, now I am busted....guess I need to practice multi-texting!

by Johns mom August 2, 2007

the dirty mulholland

when a man fingers a woman, then slaps another man across the face, usually under the nose.
Particularly Effective when the vagina stinks or has an odour.
Smell: beer, yeast uncrusted.
Feel: gumnuts, or thoses little yellow balls found near peppercorn tree's.

the dirty mulholland.
eww lad, u just did the dirty mullo!!
yuck man, did u just do the dirty mullholland to me?

yuck man, smeels like beer!, feels like death!

by dragon slayer_01 May 1, 2008

multi-pass

Having a bowel movement and vomiting either simultaneously or in rapid succession, usually due to excessive drinking or illness.

Jen was doing shots all night, and now she's in the bathroom, multi-passing.

by Solent March 6, 2011